Never believe Taylor. Especially when you go into the bathroom and the toilet seat is up and you ask him why he didn’t put it down in a house full of ladies and he says “it was up when i got here”. Please for the love of god do not spend five mins trying to figure out a: which one of your roommates pee standing up or b: which one of them has a secret lover that is hiding out and using your toilet. Especially not while he is standing just around the corner laughing hysterically. You are better than that.
Love,
Me